What happens when you drive 12 kids in two mini vans to
Pisa? Well, let's just say it was a day sponsored by the letter "
P"!
One of the things we find foreign here in Europe is that grown men who have cause to relieve themselves do so on the side of the road whenever the need hits! No attempt is made to disguise what's occurring. They just
pull over, stand next to the vehicle and well...water the landscape. It's one aspect of the culture that we aren't so anxious to embrace. So when we received a distress call via walkie talkie from the other van, we
pulled off at the first exit. Unable to find a bathroom, the three little boys who were in danger of ex
plosion, settled for a
preci
pice. The kids did not think I was funny when I
pointed out that now they could always remember they
peed on the way to
Pisa...I still think it's funny.
Another half hour or so down the road, one of these same boys (whose name, incidentally begins with "
P") is in desperate straights for a
potty. Again, we
pull off the exit and this time find some kind of gym com
plex to come to the rescue!
Arriving in
Pisa 3 hours later (after a G
PS re-route), we quickly eat our
peanut butter and jelly sandwiches and
pretzels in the
Parking garage and head to the
piazza at the top of the stairs...only to be re-routed, as we realize there are 9 other
peo
ple who haven't used the
potty for a
pretty long time. As luck would have it, the women's bathroom is locked (worker accidentally
pocketed the key after work the day before), so it takes about 30 minutes to
potty all the
peo
ple.
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Pisa bell tower clock |
Finally, we are heading toward the famous Leaning Tower of
Pisa! The town is lovely and filled with the ty
pical Italian shops. Lots of
pizza,
pasta, gelato and
pastries
peer at us from the sho
p windows. The kids
point at everything and we sto
p in one sho
p to look-with-our-eyes-and-not-our-hands -- which still results in a lot of touching. A
pparently our children have eyes on the ends of their fingers?
Our first view of the tower is breathtaking. We're looking at the back, but it's really beautiful and the lean is substantial. We have several leaning towers in Ferrara, and I definitely wouldn't want to occu
py
pro
perty under the lean, if you know what I mean, but the leaning tower is even more
precariously situated. I was reading that they realized it was leaning during the first
phase of construction and having been working to correct the situation ever since. I can't imagine the anguish of s
pending so much time or cash on a
project that is in danger of toppling over! Then on the flip side, if it weren't leaning,
Pisa most likely wouldn't still be on a the map!
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Self explanatory |
We enjoyed jostling with the tourists in the ro
ped off lawn area to get the
perfect holding-up-the tower or knocking-down-the-tower tourist shot, but with the sun at that
particular angle, it was hard to see what we were
photographing until we looked at our
photos at home that night.
I'm slowly beginning to connect the history we're learning with what we're seeing and had an "aha" moment when I read that the church looks different from many in Italy because it's Byzantine.
Pisa, along with Genoa and Venice, rose to fame and wealth during the Middle Ages because of their trade with the Byzantine Empire.
Pisans were anxious to
please their business
partners and retain their
protection against larger city states.
We toured and
photographed the interior of the basilica, but passed on the rest of the attractions because our little
peo
ple were wearing down and we still had a
pretty long hike back to the
parking area. There was one funny moment when R. and I a
pproached the ticket desk to
pick u
p our free
pass to visit the basilica. A very bored woman asked how many
peo
ple we needed the ticket for, to which I replied, "16 -- 12 kids and 4 adults." Her eyes nearly
po
pped out of her head at the mention of 12 kids! I'm thinking maybe we need to have some school shirts
printed u
p for when we tourist with lots of kids?
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Note St. Mark's lion stepping on what looks like a deer |
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Neither little girl were impressed with the replica lamp found in the Pisa basilica where Galileo put together his theory about pendulum movement. |
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The ceiling was replaced with the one pictured here after the fire of 1595. |
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Here's an extreme close up of the ceiling. Got ceiling? This place does. |
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The central fresco... can you see the sword of justice? |
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Can you see it now? |
Another memorable moment was when Rosa took one look at the glass case containing the mummified remains of St Ranieri,
Pisa's patron saint, wearing a hair robe, and announced that it was Snow White. St. Ranieri actually has a
pretty unusual history. He began is career as the equivalent of a rock star, gave up his fame to go into business and spent the rest of his life giving away his money as a monk! We didn't look at the ba
ptistry, but su
pposedly it has acoustics good enough that you can sing harmony with yourself!
Perhaps on another tri
p?
The kids did well on the hike back and were rewarded with
Pisan gelato! After a quick time check, we realized we wouldn't make it back home before about 8
p.m. and had better
procure food to fill the tummies before the drive! We ate
pizza at a little restaurant on a side street in the true Italian fashion -- outside at little tables with umbrellas.
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Hygiene and some hand sanitizer makes everyone happy. |
It was one of the surreal moments -- everything you ever imagined Italy to be, although slightly less romantic with 4 tables and 12 vociferous children...after a while we started to hear music from a neighboring
piazza and hiked that direction on our way to the
parking area. It was strange to see/hear Nirvana in the middle of an Italian
piazza!
After another half hour
potty stop at the one-seated free
public restroom, and we were on our way! The drive home was
particularly
peaceful after the little girls in the back of our van feel aslee
p. It was literally like turning off a loud movie when they dro
pped off! They have such a great time together, giggling and
playing. I was im
pressed with how well all the kids did with that much driving and hiking. What a great day and great memories we'll have of our day in
Pisa, s
ponsored by the letter "
p."